Sexual Terms you Need to Know

Jokes and phrases that I find amusing , or interesting. I’ll be adding to them as and when I find more, feel free to send me any you wish to see published here ,

along with your name should you so wish.

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Necrophilia : The Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One

(Disciple David FL)

Semen : Baby Batter , Miracle Whip

(Disciple CockSqueezer)

Fire One off : Mix up a batch of baby batter

(Disciple AssFucker)

WhirlyGigs : Testicles

(Disciple Bloodlust)

Uranophilia : Sexual arousal by heavenly thoughts

(Disciple David FL)

Taphophilia : Love of funerals

(Disciple AssFucker)

Succubus : A female demon who seduces men in their sleep

(Disciple AssFucker)

Staurophilia : Arousal from the cross or crucifix

(Disciple AssFucker)

Pornerastic : Licentious, lewd, and horny

(Disciple AssFucker)

Placophilia : Arousal from tombstones

(Disciple AssFucker)

Pictophilia : Arousal only from looking at erotic pictures

(Disciple AssFucker)

Parthenolatry : Virgin worship

(Disciple AssFucker)

Pantophilia : Arousal from just about everything imaginable

(Disciple AssFucker)

Incubus : A male demon who has intercourse with a woman while she is sleeping

(Disciple AssFucker)

Homilophilia : Arousal from hearing or giving sermons

(Disciple AssFucker)

Hamartophilia : Love of committing sinful acts

(Disciple AssFucker)

Coprology : The study of pornography

(Disciple AssFucker)

Concupiscence : Excessive sexual desire

(Disciple AssFucker)

Autassassinophilia : Arousal from orchestrating one’s own death by the hands of another (I guess you can only do that once..)

(Disciple AssFucker)

Analingus : Rimming or penetration of anus with tongue

(Disciple AssFucker)

Adamitism : Going naked for God

(Disciple AssFucker)

Aischrolatreia : Worship of filth, smut; obscenity cult

(Disciple AssFucker)

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