Sadmans right hand dude , until i caught him getting fucked up the ass by some younng soldiers , bayonet practice my ass…

Meeting The King was an honour and a pleasure and he thoroughly enjoyed it, still meet up with him now for a few burgers and several beers.He’s still all shook up but does the club scene here in the north east of England, you can often see him pissing his trousers on stage at the Percy club while singing Old shep..ah fun days…

Now this one is very old and fragile , its been copied many times,but no one knew the BIG Man like I did,he was a stickler for working out who had to pay what at the restaurant , including who’s turn it was to tip the waitress, i’m sure this was taken at The Last Supper we had in the Bethlehem Tandoori.

And here is even more proof for you, this was our very first Album and for those who bought it in liverpool street from woolworths will still have the original before they pulled it the next day and I got fired, anyway enough about those fuckers and i hope they remember who actually wrote The Fuckin Yellow Submarine ,and Yesterday….

Yes thats right I was the 5th member of The Beatles, you cn see the look of jealousy on Johns face, cos i got all the hot bitches and he got the ugly ones,In fact its nowonder they threw me out , the green devil is a sad sad thing..

This was taken during Osama “Bin Loaders” dinner break, at the refuse collection canteen in down town Kabul ,the waitress was just bringing over some pork chops and a big plate of fries and you can tell Osama has spotted the food on its way over….ya know i knew he was a little bit weird.

This one was at a Rally , man we got blasted after that , schnapps ,wine women and fornicatin’, Heidi the bar wench was a right goer , and even tho old Adi only had one bollock by christ she sucked that hard, made his eyes water that did, gee they were fun times till he lost the plot and turned weird a few years later….. The fucker bombed our chip shop so i was well pissed at him.

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