The Dirty Vicar's Sinners Sunday School.

Here ye Shalt learn to Sin

and enjoy your perversions.

1. The Vicar's Ten Commandments
2. The Seven Deadly Sins
3. Bible Quotes
4. Are You Hung like Wet Spaghetti??
5. Sexual Terms You need to know
6. Things YOU must do !!

1. Thou Shalt Bookmark The Devils Den and returneth oft.

2. Thou Shalt Drool & dribble before taking thine stock in hand

3. To be able to see the Light you must be able to see the Dark

4. Honor Thy Desires and Sexual kinks

5. Check the Updates on the Sabbath day

6. Thou Shalt not Kill to gain access to the members Area, just go and join

7. Thou Shalt not commit adultery unless the bitch is hot and the Husband is away

8. Thou Shalt not steal Passwords or any images within.

9. Thou Shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor ,but if she is up for it take her hard from behind.

10. Thou Shalt Covert thy neighbors wife , her ass , and her Pussy.

1. PRIDE: Never let pride stand in the way of a good fuck.

2. ENVY: Don't just be envious of your best friend, just Fuck his girlfriend.

3. GLUTTONY: Forget Food ,eat heartily on my weekly feast of  Porn.

4. LUST: Craving for the pleasures of the Flesh, will keep you Cumming back.

5. ANGER: Chill the fuck out and get Laid asshole.

6. GREED: The reason I built this site so visit a Sponsor you fucker!!

7. SLOTH: Kick back ,Chill out and get Laid, YOU only Live once Enjoy the Fucker!!!

There is some fucked up shit in the Bible some even I won't go into but I've picked a few out for your enjoyment, along with my interpretation of them.

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Genesis 38:7-10 

[7] And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.
[8] And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
[9] And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
[10] And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

Interpretation: So Onan goes and fucks his dead brothers wife,because God tells him to do it, he then decides that this isn't really a nice thing to do ,even tho the bitch is smokin hot so he pulls it out on the vinegar strokes and shoots his load on the ground, which really pissed God off so he kills him aswell..

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1 Samuel 18:1-4

[1] And it came to pass, when he had made an end of speaking unto Saul, that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul.
[2] And Saul took him that day, and would let him go no more home to his father's house.
[3] Then Jonathan and David made a covenant, because he loved him as his own soul.
[4] And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was upon him, and gave it to David, and his garments, even to his sword, and to his bow, and to his girdle.

Interpretation: The first Gay relationship? So if that's the case why the fuck are the churches against homosexuality....thoughts ??

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Genesis 19:31-38

[31] And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
[32] Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
[33] And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
[34] And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yester night with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our Father.
[35] And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
[36] Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.
[37] And the firstborn bare a son, and called his name Moab: the same is the father of the Moabites unto this day.
[38] And the younger, she also bare a son, and called his name Benammi: the same is the father of the children of Ammon unto this day.

Interpretation: Big Sis to Little Sis; Dang Girl I'm feeling horny , wish we had some man meat to feast on.
Little sis to Big Sis: I hear Ya Sis , I  need a cock as much as you , Do you have a cunning Plan?. muhahahaha
Big Sis to little sis:  I'm going to get Dad pissed as a rat on Red wine this evening, and then I'm gonna ride his cock till the early hours.

Next Day: Big sis to little sis; damn that was good I rode his stiff cock till a could no longer, and he never awoke from his drunken stupor. Your turn tonight Girlfriend...hehe
And so it came to pass that both girls fucked their Father while he slept off the excesses of alcohol (or at least that's his excuse) and they both conceive a child, 

(well that's a fuckin surprise)

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Genesis 16:1-5

[1] Now Sarai Abram's wife bare him no children: and she had an handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.
[2] And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, the LORD hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid; it may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram hearkened to the voice of Sarai.
[3] And Sarai Abram's wife took Hagar her maid the Egyptian, after Abram had dwelt ten years in the land of Canaan, and gave her to her husband Abram to be his wife.
[4] And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived: and when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her eyes.
[5] And Sarai said unto Abram, My wrong be upon thee: I have given my maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she had conceived, I was despised in her eyes: the LORD judge between me and thee

Interpretation: Ok so da bitch hasn't given  me any children, no worries I'll go fuck the maid, way to go bro..

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Jokes and phrases that I find amusing , or interesting. I'll be adding to them as and when I find more, feel free to send me any  you wish to see published here ,

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